450.00 EUR and worth every cent

I'm ordering 10 of these and tie-dying them. Who wants one? Let me know

I was in Germany once. At a spa. Dude offered to clean my feet for me using a home-made soap he made out of recycled coffee-grounds. I was on my way out. Almost said no- but he insisted.While he washed my feet he explained to me the benefits of using this kind of soap - and how it's even better because it's made of repurposed material that would otherwise be thrown away. Dude didn't even work at the spa.Just a random dude. Wanted to wash my feet.I love Germany. In the spirit of this dude, I'll share my discovery of the Ginger Tea Enema. If you're like me and you make your ginger tea from blended fresh ginger- and you strain it using cotton or flax, you end up with some bio-material that you might wonder about what to do with. You can eat it. But if you don't eat it, throw it in a bucket, boil some water and let it sit. After a while, figure out a way to get it up your butt. It's not hard. Maybe you can find a pump on amazon, but a squeeze bottle will work. I did it and I felt better after I did it than before. Everyone should do it. The Kellogg guy recommended yogurt enemas on a monthly basis. Funny how you're in school for 20 years, 8 hours a day and they never mention anything like this. Makes you wonder. If you're serious about eliminating parasites from your life, you should take my advice. The Japanese have their own methods. I might talk about the Japanese in another post

literally got banned within a minute

every nation

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PP Right Sans

Hanging out in Germany. maybe hamburg. Old white dude walks by wearing Cazals. I walk up to him, inspecting him further. These are vintage Cazals legit. I look closer, he takes them off so I can see. "Made in W. Germany"

We are up: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=vJLr9mpcY8Q

Just watched Metropolis. Found out it was filmed 1925-26. Happy Birthday. film: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=enwB5zZfaV4 review: https://invidious.nerdvpn.de/watch?v=gDwBhpkTsvE

https://stephenskolnick.substack.com/p/ai

A funny guy once told me that he doesn't feel like he belongs in this world. That they need to go ahead and put him in world #2... I laughed hard. I feel like Khelin.

Early 20-teens.Walked into Chase Bank. Soho. Spring Street. NYC. Tried to pull out cash. Around $34,000. All my money. In my account. Bank refused. Didn't give a reason. Freezed my account. No reason. Finally got access to any of my money over 30 days later. Even then, no reason given. It was unexpected. Ended up doing a lot of things I never planned for. Had access to other money. Was booking hotels until that money was drained. Was unable to pay rent. Unable to renew my lease. I have recovered. Mostly. Now it's my job to make sure the banks have no role in my life. True Story.

Spent the night with Holly Parker. My favourite pornstar at the time. At one point in the evening s/he told me to take a picture. For her/his mom, s/he said. Good thing. I would not have done so, otherwise. Woke up the next morning. Holly had to go to the Airport. I had to go to court. Facing another false accusation. Got to court wearing a bathrobe. They thought I was crazy. I guess. Judge ordered 730. Psych evaluation. Three weeks later, they let me out. Judge had an extremely apologetic look on her face. Seemed like she learned something in those three weeks that made her feel regretful. I wasn't crazy (according to them). True story. Anyone can check the public records.

Was doing this ladyboy one night. Thai. Skinny, pale. Beautiful. Good riding this night. Eventually he hopped off. I went to the bathroom. Did some cleaning. Noticed something on my schlong. Looked like peanuts. Began wondering what he had been eating recently. Became aroused again

Has anyone ever seen a hummingbird in real life? I think they use antigravity.

Beautiful. https://kontour.com/typefaces/marlide-display

https://soundcloud.com/dan-kim-675678711/x402

Hanging out at my friend's office one afternoon. Three of us there. Me, my friend, some other dude. Not paying much attention to the dude. Cool facial hair, though. All of us are about to walk out. My friend tells the guy to introduce himself. He offers his hand. Says 'Pras'. I'm a Fugees fan. Pras was my favorite member. Shake his hand.

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Went to a Qtip show on a random night. It was at a bar I had been to once before. Went there. Wasn't crowded. Qtip was spinning, chilling. Everything was chill. I was surprised. No security, not too many people. Busta Rhymes showed up. No fanfare. After a while I decided to approach Busta. Just to say hi. He jumped back. Looked at me like he was scared. I walked away. I realized he was wearing a giant diamond chain with no security around him. Still funny, though. Still makes me laugh.

The Känken was designed to eliminate back problems for Swedish school children. Sometimes I tell this to people I see wearing Känkens. They act like they didn't know. There's a tag in each bag when you get a new Känken with this information on it. Fjällräven is also used by the Swedish royal family. Like Burberry and Bentley.

Hanging out at bar one night. Puff shows up. Just chilling. Not performing. Not hosting. They start playing his music. Mo Money Mo Problems. There's a young white girl in front of me, kinda dancing. She doesn't know he's here. I lean over and tell her. She looks at me like Who's that? Talked to Puff for a few seconds. Told him I'm a fan. Met a cool dude that night. He told me he was Artist & Repertoire for MGK and French Montana. At that time I didn't know who either of them were.

Replacement for Tofu. Just discovered it. I should be famous.

Condor has striped planes. Apparently, it's an old thing. Beautiful.

Cole is beautiful. Excuse me. I remember meeting with Cole once. Gave him props on his Marc Jacobs shoot where he's wearing a dress. I was very proud of him. He gave me some interesting details about how that shoot came about. It happened when Marc was in Houston. Called up Cole. Did the shoot.

New shit from Pangram Pangram. Kyoto. Dope. Reminds me of ITC Century. Nothing beats the old ITC typefaces. But I like Kyoto better. More weights. It's well done.PP Kyotohttps://pangrampangram.com/products/kyotoITC Centuryhttps://fontsinuse.com/typefaces/897/itc-century

Frama. Nice. Heavy. Heaviest Geometric I've seen. Ever. Heavier than the heaviest Avant Garde. More geometric than Futura Extra Super Titanic. Klim Type made a new Futura. They call it "The Future". Extremely well done. But Frama gets heavier and that's the challenge with the Geometric Sans'. Takes a lot of skill to get them super heavy and still work. PP Frama

Was walking around one day. East Village. Probably looking for food. Heard my name. Turned around. It was Cole (and some bitch). Russian, I think. We chatted. Nice to see him. Was my first time seeing him in person after he became famous. True story.

Ran into Jay-Z one night. Random. He was with this wife. We were in a restaurant. They were both very nice to me. Almost invited me to have a seat with them. I was shy. Beyoncé was looking at me in a very friendly way. I bid them a nice evening and left. A few days later, ran into Jay-Z again at a bar I used to go to. I'm not in his circle, so It's kinda random. Nice dude. Asked for my card. Didn't have one at the time. True story.

Was at a bar one night. Holding a Heineken. Girl from a distance was watching me. Redhead. Staring. I love redheads. I ignored her. After a while, I noticed she was still staring. Bored, I went over to talk with her. Half-way to where she was sitting, I realized who she was. Sat next to her, said what's up. Told her my name (I think). Asked for hers. She said Lindsay. Had a crush on Lindsay Lohan when I was in high school. Really nice to meet her. True story.

Got invited randomly to a fashion show. Short notice. One of my favorite designers. Johan Lindeberg. Showed up. A woman kept smiling at me. Went over to chat. Liv Tyler. Told her hi. Also had a crush on Liv in highschool. Funny. True Story.

Just learned my card has been blocked by Uber and DiDi (delivery app) and some other delivery app. Also almost got grabbed by the police after a run this morning (for no reason). I'm gonna keep going.

discovered recently that radio buttons, the UI element have a long history in communications. They're based on the interface on the radio shown in the photo, just above the physical buttons. Amazing

I was in line at American Apparel, waiting to pay. Noticed a beautiful woman staring at me with beautiful eyes. Next thing I noticed was her skin. Almost bronze. Then I noticed her jewelry. Gold. Heavy gold. A million piercings in her ear. And more piercings elsewhere. I asked here where she got her jewelry. She told me a friend of hers owns a shop on 2nd Ave. I asked her name. She told me Mara Hoffman. As soon as I got some money, I went there and bought some jewelry for myself. I got an 18k tongue-ring. Barbell. Just like Mara.

There's a black bitch on the front page of every website. I was on this site… looking for a cock-ring. Black bitch was there. Front page.

Do all Women stink? Or just black women? Had to leave a cafe recently. Black bitch walked in. Stinking. Was wondering this. Then realized that maybe only I smell it cause I'm black (actually I am an Igbo man). Igbo women don't stink (except my sisters). But that's because they are my sisters and I know how dirty they are. So my sisters will always stink to me. Do other peoples bitches stink? Please chime-in. I'm not on anybody's team (neither should you be). Just wanna find out.

I think all the rappers might be gay. Just watched Drake + Future. New video. On onlyfans. Becoming suspicious

was fucking this fat mexican bitch last night. humongous ass. vast like land. You could build an apartment complex. I was trying to explain to her about Zillow. How she can become rich

We should start eating fat people. If we started eating fat people, there would be a drastic decline in obesity.

I once had a Japanese girlfriend. We were walking one day.. On the sidewalk.. On the way to Whole Foods. Peaceful neighborhood. My girlfriend was attacked by a group of black bitches. True story.

Was getting inside that fat bitch again. The Mexican one. The bitch started singing. I started getting nervous. Good singer, though

Was at Starbucks the other day. White dude was looking for the sugar. Almost got beat up by this black bitch. The bitch was working there.

Was eating tacos with this Méxican bitch. Same bitch. fat ass. At one point I asked her how she escaped the slaughter house. She didn't understand. Tried explaining to her that it surprises me that at no point in her life was she mistaken for one of the cows. Nice bitch though. She doesn't understand my humor.

Was at Whole Foods one day. Different Whole Foods. White lady in front of me was checking out. Black bitch almost bit her. The bitch was working there. True story.