Spent the night with Holly Parker. My favourite pornstar at the time. At one point in the evening s/he told me to take a picture. For her/his mom, s/he said. Good thing. I would not have done so, otherwise. Woke up the next morning. Holly had to go to the Airport. I had to go to court. Facing another false accusation. Got to court wearing a bathrobe. They thought I was crazy. I guess. Judge ordered 730. Psych evaluation. Three weeks later, they let me out. Judge had an extremely apologetic look on her face. Seemed like she learned something in those three weeks that made her feel regretful. I wasn't crazy (according to them). True story. Anyone can check the public records.